Birthday Wish 2007...;)

Dear Goddess,
PLEASE! 

Give me a better ‘gaydar’,

so that I will no longer bark up the wrong trees,

Give me a keener sense of smell, 

so I can spot a mile ahead, the commitment-phobic creeps,

Give me X-Ray vision, 

so that I will no longer pick the apples with TINY WEENIES,

And last but not least, 

Give me a buffet of decent single men so extensive,
that I can easily keep dating, well into my 70’s!!! 

;)