This is a hilarious story of Caroline (the sexually frustrated woman who has stopped even bothering to date because her last sexcapade with total a jerk, literally robbed her of her ability to have an orgasm! Seriously, priceless stuff! :) and Simon (her Greek God-level hot new neighbour who practically has a different type of woman for every day of the week, gracing his bed and banging its headboard on his problematically thin walls while also making the weirdest sounds from talking dirty to literally meowing, and most frustrating for Caroline: they all seem to enjoy multiple orgasms while she gets to have none, nada, zilch! Not even toys or her usually capable hands are doing the trick any more!! :) - I mean where does Clayton even come up with this stuff?! That's what I'd like to know...)
The chemistry between Simon and Caroline is immediate, but he doesn't do monogamy, and she doesn't do casual... So the next best thing they decide to do (after a whole lot of fun banter and annoying each other of course) when their best friends start dating is to call a truce and be good friends and neighbors... She'll keep the delicious baked goods (homemade breads) coming and he'll offer to help her fix stuff around the house and be better company, the way a good and manly neighbor would... Now if only they can stop wanting to do all those forbidden and dirty things to one another, maybe they'll succeed?
But seriously, the banter between Simon and Caroline often brought me to tears, that's how hard I was laughing! And all that ignored attraction and sexual frustration made for great comedy, and eventually sizzling chemistry so that's how Wallbanger earned every single one of its stars... One tear of laughter and one long awaited but well worth the wait O... at a time! ;)
Who said sexy can't also be funny?!
If all you need is a side of steam with your good laugh, Wallbanger, by Alice Clayton will definitely do!
This is a hilarious story of Caroline (the sexually frustrated woman who has stopped even bothering to date because her last sexca...
This is a hilarious story of Caroline (the sexually frustrated woman who has stopped even bothering to date because her last sexca...
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