The Love Letter

"The Love Letter ;)

I know you're probably going to trash my heart after devouring my love and soul... And by the time we're done here, my heart will have repeatedly shattered into a million minute pieces; but while you're doing that, would you mind at least using a paper plate, so as not to get the crumbs in my bed or dirty up my fragile and handwash-only dishes, thereby creating extra clean-up work for me when you leave me to pick up the pieces? Thanks in advance...

With immeasurable love always...

Sincerely,

Yours, Faithful & Already Heartbroken"