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‎It's either me or that damn dog/cat... You can't have both!" ... said the typically dense and stupid guy, as if he could ever have stood any chance against the cutest and most cuddly ball of fur on the planet?!... For the millionth time over the past couple weeks, she sighed inwardly, wondering if men would ever learn to compromise and maybe pick their battles?
It would definitely help bring down the number of unnecessary wars and preventable deaths as a result of those idiotic wars they waged because they seemed programmed to attack first and clumsily try to pick up the pieces later... She wasn't being overly dramatic. She had thought this through. He may be a great guy... But at the end of the day, he was a great guy who was suffocating her and even if he weren't, she would have still picked her cat or dog over a man who dared to ask her to choose. It was official.. Men sucked!